SOB's HOCKEY CLUB?
We seem to have witnessed the start of the SOB's Hockey team. Since the Guardians will be representing Canada at the World Cup of Rugby, our Canadian hockey heritage ( even if there are only 3 acctual Canadians in the group) will be with us as we wear hockey jersey's on the off days.

 Like rugby, hockey is a rough game that requires protective gear. We will need helmets (at least Gerrard will) to finish the hockey effect.

"PERSONAL BOUNTY"
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 I am supplying a case of the finest New Zealand Beer to the SOB with the most original helmet while on tour.

Moa Beer

The brewery that introduced the world to breakfast beer and offered a booze bounty to take down the Wellywood sign now has a new cause – supporting the New Zealand Olympic team.

Tour Captain
PLAYER:Andy Blackburn
ALUMNI:Hamberg Exiles RFC
POSITION:Centre
CURRENT RUGBY:Bayside Youth Development
NOTABLES:Split Grewcock's knuckles open with his face
DRINK OF CHOICE:Guinness
FAV FOOD:Hot & spicy Currie
THEME SONG Mutiny on the Bounty 
Kerrwinkle has a giest appearance

PLAYER:Bill Berrisferd
ALUMNI:SOB R.F.C.
POSITION:Second Row 
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB President
NOTABLES:Fell off a fence
DRINK OF CHOICE:Beer
FAV FOOD:Appys
THEME SONG Sittin' on a Fence   No one knows what this means

PLAYER:John Boughton
ALUMNI:
Meraloma RFC
POSITION:
Hooker 
CURRENT RUGBY:
Bayside RFC President
NOTABLES:
Spent many a games under the boots of his opponent
DRINK OF CHOICE:
Pale Ale
FAV FOOD:
Omletes
THEME SONG  Here Comes The Judge  Just for the 2011 tour, then he's powerless again 

PLAYER:Matt Falkner
ALUMNI: Bayside RFC
POSITION: Centre
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB
NOTABLES:Defected to Canada after the SOB's whooped his club side 
DRINK OF CHOICE: In the Piper
FAV FOOD: Salad
THEME SONG Sandpiper   He likes that Euro beat late at night

PLAYER:Dan Jillings 
ALUMNI: Bayside RFC
POSITION: Centre
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB
NOTABLES:Lightest player to wear the Huna Hogg jersey  
DRINK OF CHOICE:Martini 
FAV FOOD: Sushi
THEME SONG  helmet head   Good luck finding one. Played before scrum caps were invented

PLAYER:Andrew Fiddis
 ALUMNI: Bayside RFC
POSITION:Second Row 
CURRENT RUGBY: SOB Exec
NOTABLES:Aquired by the SOB's in a straight cash deal
DRINK OF CHOICE: Red Bull & Vodka
FAV FOOD: Salad
THEME SONG  The Accountant Song   He thinks the singer is cool. Typical Acct

PLAYER:Dan Kerr 
ALUMNI:Bayside RFC 1989
POSITION:Hooker 
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB
NOTABLES:Single handedly made the Kilt popular in Canada
DRINK OF CHOICE:Scotch
FAV FOOD: Moose Steaks
THEME SONG  I Fought The Law   Will be a hero to many or a Martyr to all

PLAYER:Marshall McDonald
ALUMNI:1989 Bayside RFC
POSITION:Prop 
CURRENT RUGBY::Bayside Alumni Coordinator & SOB
NOTABLES: Has made the bald look in Vogue and proud Huna Hogg
DRINK OF CHOICE:Scotch
FAV FOOD:Oysters
THEME SONG 
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly   He can play every roll. There should be a song called The Good, The Bad, The Ugly & The Good looking.... 

PLAYER:Mike Tupper
ALUMNI:Bayside RFC
POSITION:Flanker 
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB
NOTABLES:If you have an Itch, Mike will scratch it 
DRINK OF CHOICE:Car Bombs
FAV FOOD:Any thing just need some Grey Poupon
THEME SONG  Secret agent man   Always on a secret mission and will even wear womens clothes in disguise

PLAYER:Gerrard "Crusher" White
ALUMNI:
North Hampton
POSITION:Wing 
CURRENT RUGBY:
SOB Practice Roster
NOTABLES:
Wants to play like his big brother
DRINK OF CHOICE:
Tea
FAV FOOD:
A well mixed bowl of cereal
THEME SONG Seven Drunken Nights 
Don't know haow it happens but all the days seem the same

PLAYER:Jim Moore
ALUMNI:
Balmy Beach RFC
POSITION:Hooker/Flanker
CURRENT RUGBY:
SOB
NOTABLES:In his spare time likes to wrestle with the boys
DRINK OF CHOICE:Cold Beer
FAV FOOD:Left overs
THEME SONG We Don't Talk Anymore   BECAUSE HE'S NEVER SHOWS UP TO THE MEETINGS

PLAYER:Gary Willis
ALUMNI:London Exiles
POSITION:Scrum Half 
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB
NOTABLES:Secretly cheers for England
DRINK OF CHOICE:Guinness
FAV FOOD:Bangers & Mash
THEME SONG go on home british soldiers!!  Some say he lives in the past 

PLAYER:Don Wright
ALUMNI:
Bayside RFC
POSITION:
Number 8
CURRENT RUGBY:
Bayside Youth Development
NOTABLES:
Schooled Richard Turner back in the day
DRINK OF CHOICE:
Big glass of milk
FAV FOOD:
Any "all you can eat joint"
THEME SONG If I Were A Rugby Fullback  He runs like one, only he starts at #8

PLAYER:Edward Evans
ALUMNI:
UBC OLD BOYS RFC
POSITION:
Prop
CURRENT RUGBY:
Dresses entire Rugby World in EXTREME WEAR
NOTABLES:Played enough world cups, now time to watch a few. A Huna Hogg
DRINK OF CHOICE:
Virgin Mojito
FAV FOOD:
Sushi, and alot of it...
THEME SONG  Nice hair volume for all day long (beer for hair styling)   Thats how he keeps the hi-lites in that hair. Only a Prop could get away with that

PLAYER:Jess Coulter
ALUMNI:
Bayside RFC (active)
POSITION:
Back Row
CURRENT RUGBY:
Bayside Womens 1st XV
NOTABLES:
1st Woman to join the Guardians Club
DRINK OF CHOICE:
The next one
FAV FOOD:
Pizza at the Ocean Park Pub
THEME SONG  Boys Boys Boys  It's what she says everytime we walk into the pub

PLAYER:Mike Hicks
ALUMNI:Bayside RFC
POSITION:Scrum Half
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB's
NOTABLES:Along with Sully pulled an Oceans 11 at the Vegas 7's (very professional)
DRINK OF CHOICE:Beer with Fruit
FAV FOOD:Anything Foo Foo
THEME SONG Titties & Beer  Loves when it plays while sitting down at the beach 

PLAYER:Brad Edmonson
ALUMNI:Bayside RFC
POSITION:1st 5/8
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB's
NOTABLES:Faster running the ball then building a deck
DRINK OF CHOICE:Beer without Fruit
FAV FOOD:Steak (rare)
THEME SONG  BRAD Bob The Builder  Gives him insperation each day

PLAYER:Chris Gahan
ALUMNI:Wasps RFC
POSITION:Flanker
CURRENT RUGBY:SOB's
NOTABLES:Speaks english, We think?
DRINK OF CHOICE:Beer 
FAV FOOD:Porage
THEME SONG  Bark At The Moon  He could have fit right in the video

Music that must be played while on tour. You can also check each Rugby Guardians "THEME SONG" In the Bios

Flower of Scotland
Kerr and McDonald will need this to play all day when Scotland plays England

She Ain't Pretty
Have to play this before anyone comes home at night 

Company of Fools
Our Leader has imposed this tune on us as our tour theme. What do you think?

Hetrosexual Man
We only play this when Capt. Blackburn leads us into an event
Seven Drunken Nights
Can be Gerrards's theme song to explain the previous nights results 

 Dan Kerr
SOB's 2011

 Seperated @ Birth
Who do you most look like at the 2011 RWC ????  

Mike Tindall
England 2011

GARY WILLIS
SOB's 2011

GARETH THOMAS
WALES 2009

Jilling's Brother
SOB's 2011

Euan Murray
Scotland Prop on a Sunday

JESSICA
GUARDIANS RUGBY 2011

All Blacks Cheerleaders
RWC 2011

Mike Tupper
SOB's 2011

John Smit
South Africa 2011

Don Wright
SOB's 1986

Geraldean Rea
Ireland Women 2011



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